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Voice-over: There is a world, as tangible as our own. Impossible to see, yet unavoidable to sense. A world enveloped by a seemingly unending ocean of forests. Buried deep in that forest, tucked away neatly within a blanket of twilight, lies a quaint little cabin and in that cabin...

Chris: Is a bunch of guys, just a bunch of bullshitter.

Zach: Hey guys, this podcast is brought to you by funny.com, we got a lot of great stuff here if you go...if you click the sub forums you'll see a lot of uh gifs. We got one where it's like Rob Schneider, saying "You can do it!" and go ah- you know something you can like and share and people will..I'm sweating a little bit, it's a little bit warm in here, but you know something, you ever just sit there with a girl, on a bed and you just... you don't know how to get into her panties? Just show her the “You can do it!” and yeah I know I used that one twice, but we got a lot of stuff in there.

Please show your friends, show your grandparents, show your ugly mother, show your grandparents, but I'll tell you something please I'm seriously advise, we get a lot of complaints daily, you need, you need to advis- you need to guide them when you use this website. There's a lot viruses. We get complaints about malware, we get complaints about people stealing credit card information, but it's a funny website, so please go to funny.com, thank you so much.

Chris:It doesn't have the http at the top

Zach: Google will reject the website if you try and go into it, so please do not go to the website. Please put your paypal information in the website.

Zach:Please-please
Chris:It doesn't have the little yellow tick... the little blue..green tick

Zach: There's a big red X

Chris:It's [still laughing]it's-

Zach:This site is not safe

Chris:it's like four red Xs on the site

Zach:There's four red Xs

Zach: but if you go there, you will laugh, it'll be worth it. Just put your paypal information right there you'll get so many laughs it'll be so worth it

Chris: It's just like a compressed gif of Rob Schneider

Zach: Guys if you put your paypal information in you will be revealed a gif of Rob Schneider with auditory

Cory: It's got really shitty quality, it's like a phone up to a fucking thing, it's like [imitating cell phone speaker] “ You can do it!” all scratchy and shit.

Zach: Yes, the gif is me recording from my cellphone

Mick: it's just like a recorded version

Chris: It's like- no it's the fucking pitch like black background websites with the white and red text.

Cory:do...

Zach: You can hear the like tv in the backgrounds

Cory: There..there used to be this site called like YTMD I don't know if that's what it called

Chris: I remember that

Cory: Yeah, it was just a site that had pictures and audio

Zach: Ohhh,yeah I remember that

Cory: People would always send that on like forum sites

Zach: was that like the Mcdonalds..Ronald Mcdonald one..

Mick: Is that the one where they did that scary face, like the fucking saw mask thing and it had the scream and it was flash

Chris: It was just like repeats of gifs with sound I thought

Zach: You could add a gif, you could tile it and you could put music to it

Chris: and loop it

Cory: Yeah, It was really popular

Zach: There was something, like the Ronald Mcdonald one or something

Mick: Yeah I thought they just did a bunch of skip jumpscares gifs

Cory: It was like Ronald Mcdonald like fucking around...

Zach: Yeah yeah yeah yeah,

Cory: the Benny Hill theme I don't know what it was
[laughs]
Cory: Like all this stupid shit that nobody cared about.

Chris:It was just anything to the Benny Hill theme.

Cory: Yeah exactly, that and fucking Caramelldansen, was like 90% of the shit. You remember Camarelldansen?

Chris: I don't remember that.

Zach: What was that one?

Cory: It was the one with like the fucking gay like the [sings tune] “oh wah oh wah oh”
Zach: Is that the hamsterdance Cory?

Cory: Yeah it was like that too, like the hamsterdance.

Mick: This is the golden age of the fucking uh..

Zach: That was the golden age, the hamsterdance was the golden age.

Chris: I never saw that one.

Cory: Listen it was the...the

Zach: You never saw the hamsterdance?

Chris: No

Cory: It was the...this is around.. I.. he had

Mick:You know like God made the world and sent Jesus to us? The fucking internet was made and then they sent us the fucking hamsterdance.

Zach: I thought you were going to say Jesus was doing the hamsterdance.

Chris: That was what people said....

Mick: Jesus did the hamsterdance.

Zach: Jesus did the hamsterdance and was crossifie- crucified

Chris: [incoherent] made a cartoon about that right?

Cory: Before the Hank Hill Youtube Poops, there was uh, legendary CD-I ones and now we have like really well done Youtube Poops. But before it more simpler, it was like,just like obnoxiously bright colors that would just flash an hurt your ears. Everybody thought it was funny to just blast like static noise.

Zach: which is kind of funny but not funny...

Cory: And have Mario go like [imitating Youtube Poop] “ Oh No No No”

Shad: Just add like rainbows colors over the footage

Cory: Yeah and just like static noise and fucking “pingas”

Zach: [laughing] pingas

Chris: I just remember those fucking old websites, those shitty, horrible, old websites. Like,like there was like the Final Fantasy Forums where it was just like black backgrounds with white text and all those shitty old websites had those and it was always creepy to go on a black website with white text for some reason

Cory: Oh yeah

Zach: It feels like... it feels like you're in a..the fucking dark web or something

Mick: Yeah.

Zach: [laughing] deep web

Chris: Yeah. That's what it feels like.

Cory: Yeah it does.

Shad: Skeletons and that.

Cory: Like I'm like...

Zach: Shad showed me some real fucking deep web videos.

Shad: Oh yeah

A little bit warm in here, but you recognize something, you ever just sit there with a woman , on a bed and you only. you do not skills to urge into her panties? Just show her the You can do it! and yeah i do know I used that one twice, but we got tons of stuff in there.Please show your friends, show your grandparents, show your ugly mother, show your grandparents, but I'll tell you something please I'm seriously advise, we get tons of complaints daily, you need, you would like to advise- you would like to guide them once you use this website. there is a lot viruses. We get complaints about malware, we get complaints about people stealing master card information, but it is a funny website, so please attend funny.com, many thanks such a lot .

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